the great divide.

yesterday was a lovely day in dc. warm, sunny, a nice fall breeze. if one were to have the opportunity to pick up lunch, take it to their roommate at work, and then partake of it in a sunny courtyard, yesterday would have been the day to do it. i was fortunate enough to have this opportunity.

so we approach the bench that we intend to eat our salads on when jen says, "you know, i wish i had worn pants today so that i could sit on the bench like this." she then proceeds to demonstrate how she would straddle the bench, as if she were wearing pants. the thing is- and she knew this- jen was wearing a skirt. as she straddles the bench, the sudden, shockingly startling sound of her skirt ripping fills the courtyard. it was quickly followed by the jen squeal as i sat in silent shock, horror, and amazement.

i have a picture to prove the veracity of my story. it's indecent. please note jen's flaming red face.



in other news, in 4.5 hours i will be meeting the people i am spending the next two years of my life with. i'm nervous. prayers would be incredible.