Time: 1:04 am
Location: Hoover
People: Candis, Jamie, and Kristen
Ugly babies: none
Books: Mountain Rain, Surrender or Starve, How Shall We Then Live, and Celebration of Discipline
YOU WILL NEVER BELIEVE OUR EVENING... ! We left the guys house, one of us thinking to herself, "That was the last time I'll see any of them." Candis thinking, "Wow that was a lot of hair on the porch." And Jamie thinking, "I really would like a corndog right about now." So, all of these thoughts were of course kept inside as Candis got in Jamie's car and Kris with Sarah, all intending to reconvene at Emily's in a matter of minutes. I (Jamie) dropped Candis off at her car infront of O'Henry's and she asked me to follow her to the gas station to fill up before heading home. It being rather late and all, I agreed, and we drove to the BP on Columbiana. Kris, still an emotional wreck, couldn't see the road and decided to pull over when she spotted our vehicles in the near distance.
To be honest, I was real annoyed that Kris hadn't stopped her crying. Candis only made it worse when she started doing step sing moves from the '05 show (Rhythm of the Night) to cheer Kristen up. I excused myself and made some lame excuse about needing to buy a box of Little Debbie Zebra Cakes. I left Candis just as she was about to do the popcorn move, and right before Kris' mascara began streaking down her cheeks. As I was walking away a colossal black tour bus pulled into the station. Candis immediately stopped her performance...but Kris was still uncontrollable. I went in, purchased my Debbies, and strolled back across the lot to the puddles surrounding Kristen and now Candis. Just about that time, who should emerge from the colossal tour bus...none other than a dark haired, greasy, singer song writer wearing a nasty pit stained white t-shirt with jeans. To be frank, it was at that moment that I wished I could have performed my 5th hair cut of the evening. Anywho, it was nearly impossible to walk by Kristen without thinking she had broken her femur, thus greaseball stopped and asked, "Is there anything I can help with?" Candis responded by saying, "Well, actually she's moving to Ethiopia for 2 years and she just said goodbye to some of her really close friends...you know what that's like, saying goodbye to close friends and all, so it's hard...ya know?"
As Candis chatted with the friendly dirty man, I pulled my tear streaked friend to the side. I told her to collect herself and to seriously consider whether or not dirtball may be THE Ryan Adams. Our suspicions (?) were confirmed when a band member (?) yelled across the parking lot, "Hey Ryan, you want anything?" Candis, totally oblivious, was now consoling Ryan about the difficulties of life on the road and how hard it was always saying goobye to his mom. Candis had also managed to learn that Ryan was in a band heading to Chicago, and that he wasn't looking forward to the 15 hour drive ahead of them. Candis called us over to meet her new friend. My knees a little weak at this point, Kristen nudges me over to the now famous greaseball. Losing all control, I blurted out, "You're Ryan Adams...I'm your biggest fan!" He politely smiled, thought about dodging the question, and finally confessed. Kris, always thinking of others, asked Ryan to autograph her snot soaked tissue for our friend Will who, "can play your music sober!" Candis, finally aware of the magnitude of the situation we have so providentially stumbled upon, blurts out, "Congratulations on being sober! How long's it been now? 6 months? That's great! What an achievement!" This clearly made our new friend uncomfortable, but Candis' bubbly personality proved irresistable that night. See ya Nate, hello Ryan! The band loaded up, Ryan headed back to the bus (Candis' number in hand), promising to call the next time he was in town for a show.
Candis is now reconsidering going overseas, I am now the one in tears, and Kristen is still thinking, "That was the last time I'll see any of them."