Dear Community

I made a costly phone call last night to Ethiopia. Conversation went well until I began updating Kristen on the relationship statuses or stati, if you'd prefer (and I slightly do). Word on the street is that a certain Abby Thomas AND an Andy Sisk (formerly known as Cheese due to his self-inflicted disassociation) have significant others. Our little Ethiopian was not happy to hear the latter news from community member Candis Garner who found out from facebook, then called Kristen from Malaysia to convery the news. I pray that this serves as a semi-kind reminder to please remeber to use the blog to post any changes in life. It can be as small as a bowel movement. Trust me, we care. Thank you kindly.