Showing posts with label ugly babies don't exist. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ugly babies don't exist. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Start Spreadin' the News

Is it just me, or was there a very large number of baby mentions in the Franciscos' last post?  Hmmm.

Well, if we must talk babies, I'll go ahead and say that my sister is expecting in February.  Her last name is Hornbeak.  Funny name.  What goes best with a funny name like that?  Caspian, according to her.  Lord help the poor child.

Well, I believe you all know this, but tadaaaa - I've moved to New York City!  And along with a newly acquired preference for the word "tadaaa," I've also just signed a lease on an apartment about two blocks from Central Park!  Tadaaaaa.  The amount of money I've already had to drop on it before even moving in makes me a bit queasy, but that's how it goes, I guess.  Plus, we all know that I only chew my food up then spit it out, anyway.

I'm kidding.
Thanks to Cory (and Jamie, John, Kris and Will) for helping me move up!

Many of you have expressed quite enthusiastically your desire to come visit me up here. Much more enthusiastically than you were about visiting me in DC.  I believe that this must be due to the fact that I myself have just become that much cooler and fun to hang out with.  Well, in that case, thanks, guys!  Come on up!

(Oh, and I love you all, miss you all, and tadaaaa - I've still never seen an ugly baby.)
(Double oh, if anyone cares to know, I think I'm reviving my blog.  Click on the "Jen" link to the right and post lots of comments so it looks like I'm cool and maybe I'll get a book deal!)