Saturday, October 3, 2009

Bon Voyage!

So I know it’s been a while, but I’ve recently gone through a lot of big life changes. After I left my job I became bitter toward Corporate America and decided to shun it and all of its technological advances. During the months of solitude and introspection, I came to realize that one of the most important things in life to me is the daily reading of this blog and all that it discloses. Each word is another reason to breathe and imparts new meaning into my life.


Since you all have nourished my soul during these past dark months, I decided that it’s time for you all to feast on the wealth of my experiences. You may have heard about my recent engagement- scratch that- MARRIAGE! Las Vegas Baby!!!! We really enjoyed having The King perform our nuptials. The chapel was styled in a lovely post modern, deco, colonial, gothic, arts and crafts combo. My sugar daddy, Kevin, was so thoughtful to surprise me by picking out this very chapel because he knows how much I love extreme architectural vomit.


Just had to update the blog before we jump on the plane for our Somali pirate cruise honeymoon getaway! Can’t wait to enjoy some seafood, target practice with our renegade friends, and dining on the full entrée of your delicious posts upon our return!


Shout- out to Wardo: I’ve recently become a foodie!!!


Love ya'll,
Abby

3 comments:

Candis said...

ok. so i really didn't know abby was engaged til i read this post and decided to go check on fb. yep. it's true. she's engaged:)

congrats abby!

Ryan said...

i love being confused and having to think hard about the sarcasm and various references embedded within these posts... and having others join the growing swell of those who see enjoyment of food as a philosophy/a way of life!

Abby Thomas said...

ok, I have to admit...when I first read/skimmed this I thought to myself..."I didn't know there was another Abby on this blog." Haha...it's been a long day. Loved the post though- definitely made me laugh!